Saturday, December 5, 2009

Alien Alert!

This morning's AP brings us the alarming news that the British Defense Ministry has shut down its UFO Hotline as a recession-driven cost-cutting measure and will no longer investigate any sightings.

It's not a big leap from there to the terrifying conclusion that those little green men have finally and malevolently lulled us (or at least the Brits) into a state of complacency, and that it is perhaps they, not the Republicans, who are actually responsible for the Recession.

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